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Naughty Beach

November 6-16, 2019

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About Naughty Beach

 

Go back in time to our Secret Paradise

Naughty beach is a new weeklong event, taking place November 3-10, 2018, on a beautiful clothing optional beach in Mexico. This isn't your typical resort city in a busy hotel zone, this is a remote area that hasn't been spoiled by massive amounts of tourists. Imagine going back in time and visiting Negril, Jamaica 40 years ago, Orient Bay before it was "discovered" or Playa Del Carmen in Mexico before all of the souvenir shops, Diamonds International and chain restaurants opened.

We have found a secret paradise where time goes by slowly, and life on the beach is like it should be... Join us and come experience this amazing place for yourself.

 
 Huatulco is located directly below Dallas, Texas

Huatulco is located directly below Dallas, Texas

Airlines with Non-Stop Flights to Huatulco, Mexico (HUX)

Volaris: Chicago (O'Hare)

Air Canada: Toronto (YYG)

United Airlines: Houston (IAH)

Westjet: Vancouver (YVR) Toronto (YYZ)

Location

Our "Secret Paradise is located on the Pacific side of Mexico, near Huatulco. There are a limited number of flights (when compared to Mexico City or Cancun), but there are plenty of great options from 

Getting Here

Fly into Huatulco (Airport code: HUX) and we will arrange a shuttle to bring you to your hotel. The hotels are located just 26 miles from the airport and costs $26 each way (per couple).

Most major hubs in the US and Canada can get to Huatulco (HUX) with only one stop, usually in Mexico City (MEX). There are some airlines that have non-stop flights from the US (see list on the left) which cuts down the travel time considerably.

Sometimes there are long layovers in Mexico City, we recommend embracing these layovers and using it to explore Mexico City, one of the great cities of North America.

We even spent the night in Mexico City on our last trip down to Huatulco area and had a great time exploring (& eating) in this cultural hotspot.

Let us know if you need help getting a flight at info@Naughty-Events.com.


ENTERTAINMENT

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First Class Entertainment

At Naughty Beach, you will see high quality talent throughout the week including Cirque-type shows, aerialists, clowns, fire dancers, live bands, DJ’s, jugglers and singer songwriters.

Not only will we bring you some of the best musicians and entertainers, but we will take a field trip to the next town for their annual Mazunte Jazz Festival.

Eating Out in Zipolite

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Great food, at affordable prices

One of the things we love about Zipolite, is that there are so many great choices to eat great, local food, at very affordable prices. You can get fresh fish or shrimp, which are caught right next door at Port Angel, cooked up for you every night.

Each night the downtown street (3 blocks) turns into a pedestrian walkway and the restaurants pull their tables and chairs out into the street and you can eat under the stars. There will be vendors setting up to sell hand made crafts and jewelry and street performers to entertain you.

I will highlight some of the restaurants and the choices for you to try during your stay. Unlike an all inclusive, we encourage you to try different places each night, bring friends and make it a social event.


 
 

La Providencia

Operated by a couple from Mexico City, this is THE best place to eat in Zipolite. Most of the places in Zipolite are listed as one or two dollar signs ($) on Tripadvisor, but La Providencia had 4 dollar signs and we heard it was expensive, but decided to give it a try anyway.

Tess and I had two martinis, two cocktails, two appetizers, two entrees and dessert. Our bill came to $44. Expensive? We thought this was a bargain, especially because the food was amazing. One of the best restaurant experiences we have had in years. We encourage everyone to eat here at least once and most will go back for more.

Getting there

We were told to walk out the back of our hotel and take a left, but when we did, the road turned into a dirt road and ran into a creek bed. We went back to the hotel and they explained that this was the correct way to go and look for stones to get across the creek (it was very shallow) and head down the path into the jungle and we'd see it. Certainly an adventure.

A wonderful dinner

We found this romantic restaurant tucked into the jungle with no walls and some tables under the stars. I got the African Shrimp with chickpeas and vegetables, which was some of the best shrimp I have ever tasted. Tess got sliced pork and the sauce was so flavorful, but light and bright, not a heavy syrupy sauce. These Italians know how to cook. The menu changes often, but here is a sneak peak (note: the prices are in Pesos).

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El Aquimista

One of our favorite places to eat on the beach, El Aquimista is located on the north end of Zipolite Beach and just steps from our main hotels. Tip: Try their huge frozen daiquiris and margaritas, made with fresh fruit. 

You can also get pizza here as well as fresh tuna, ceviche, guacamole and a variety of specialties like Mediterranean Tuna or the Asado de Tira.


 
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Eat on the street...

One of our favorite places to eat is simply to walk into town and sit down when we smell something good. As the night falls, the restaurants come alive and the streets fill with tables full of people enjoying dining outside. 

Make sure you grab a drink at Ron's Bar, a shipping container that turns into a bar each night at 7 pm until Ron is ready to go home.


 
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Hotel Nude

Not only is Hotel Nude our main hotel, but it is a great place for breakfast, lunch and dinner. They have seating in their main restaurant, or you can eat right out on the beach (see above) with your toes in the sand.

We really love their steak nachos. Absolutely delicious. Their fish tacos are also popular and the salsa is great (but a little spicy). There is an ATM on property and they take credit and debit cards.


 
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Posada Buena Vida

If you want some sushi or Thai food, then head down the beach and look for the big buddha. We may even set up a night for naked sushi (see below). We love Thai food, so we always stop in here, but be warned, Thai food can be spicy, so let your server know if you can't handle spicy food.

They also have fish and chicken and other entrees besides sushi & Thai meals. There is a good variety and the ambiance is so beautiful as you eat right on the beach under a tent.


 
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Hotel Noga

This newly built hotel has a cute little bar/restaurant nestled into the mangroves, next door to Hotel Nude. This is a great spot for a quiet and relaxing meal and perfect for drinks.


 

No matter where you choose to eat, there are plenty of great options that are very inexpensive and delicious. You won't find any processed food in this town, only the freshest ingredients made just for you.